always.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Excuse Letters

The routine is familiar: when a student is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused. Sometimes such letters suggest that the parents were excused from school too many times in their own youth.

Read This

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
"Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
"Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
"Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
"Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
"Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Happy Holidays! (?)

Hello fellow earthlings,

Well, the holidays are finally here...
And what am I doing?
Sitting in front of the laptop like a pig.
<)."".(>
( (..) ) <---Woot! That's me! ^^
-(,,)(,,)-

Anyways, it's been a long time since I've posted anything in this blog. I don't really have a reason why I've not posted anything. Well, main reason is that, i forgot the password :). I know, like, =.="""" , right? Also, whenever Lily and Michelle ask me to post something... I'll be like "What do you want me to blog about?'' So, yeah. Another reason. Heeheehee...

Well, it's not like I have anything to blog about now, but, oh what the heck. I also promised Lily I'd post somehthing either today or tomorrow.

I really don't know what to blog about now. REALLY. I just feel like curling up into a ball and going to sleep. I have no idea why i feel like that =). Knowing that all my friends have left for their holidays, and me, still at home cooped up in my room on the computer, doesn't help either...... I will only be going to Genting at the end of this week. Thursday, if I'm not wrong. I heard that Michelle would also be going there. :D . Pity Lily, she's not going anywhere. ='(

Oh yeah, by the way, I was reading someones blog, when I came across some crappy thing. I think it's really funny.. Hahahahaha. XD

POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,
HOLD IT GENTLY.
Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit,

Broken hearted,

Tried to shit,

But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

But shit in my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here

To shit and stink ,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come here to scratch my balls ,

And read the bullshit on the walls....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line,

the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!

You aim too, please?

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Hahahaha... I like the first one. The part where he says "Because some bastard stole the toilet paper''. LOL. Well, I guess thats all for now. Oh yeah, one more thing...

Happy Holidays!

Sue Anne.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Stress + UPSR = FREEDOM

It's hard for me to say but I'd prefer it to be over quicker yet I want it to be another century to come. Mixed huh? UPSR.... hmm. I did 2004's test paper on BM yesterday and it was freaking hard. It got me worried there but my teacher told me it's an easier standard every year. Not harder. To me, it feels unfair. Most people ( smart ppl) says it's like a grade 1's work! I could totally past for that but because of it, I kinda have too must self confidence. After taking that test yesterday, it was horror. The test haunted me through the night. Yeow! And I had to get up for school early morning today. Sigh. After the test, I'm feeling more discourage than ever. It was my sister's year test paper. I wonder how'd she survive the paper. . . . But the magical thing is that I could have freedom over four months after that. That'll be awesome! Still, the results will only com out in october and that's......scary. I can't study, I'm always distracted! Although I'm worried much, no use. I tried. Only lasted for 5 - 10 minutes...Humans can concentrate for 45 minutes!!! I only could last 5 - 10 minutes!!!!! There must be somthing wrong with my brain and mentality! Gosh, I'm just posting this cause I've got nothing to do. And to release all me tension about it.... Sigh.... wish me luck on studying for the next two weeks! =(

Posted by....,
Lily Ooi


Oh hello. We're the Limicanne and we're .. not the same age! Strawberries and Cream and novels are our favorite things. You can mail us at: Cbox is not available here. Sorry Lily Friend 2 Friend 3 Friend 4 Friend 5 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 December 2009 January 2010 June 2010 November 2010 Bituwin - template Dementee - image Words from Before It's Too Late by Goo Goo Dolls. Hit counter code here	Monday, August 24, 2009 Excuse Letters The routine is familiar: when a student is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused. Sometimes such letters suggest that the parents were excused from school too many times in their own youth. Read This "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him." "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot." "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33." "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating." "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip." "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face." "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part." "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins." "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side." "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels." "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak." "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday." "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral." "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines." "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well." "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps." "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover." "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor." "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night." 1:43 AM · Saturday, August 22, 2009 Happy Holidays! (?) Hello fellow earthlings, Well, the holidays are finally here... And what am I doing? Sitting in front of the laptop like a pig. <)."".(> ( (..) ) <---Woot! That's me! ^^ -(,,)(,,)- Anyways, it's been a long time since I've posted anything in this blog. I don't really have a reason why I've not posted anything. Well, main reason is that, i forgot the password :). I know, like, =.="""" , right? Also, whenever Lily and Michelle ask me to post something... I'll be like "What do you want me to blog about?'' So, yeah. Another reason. Heeheehee... Well, it's not like I have anything to blog about now, but, oh what the heck. I also promised Lily I'd post somehthing either today or tomorrow. I really don't know what to blog about now. REALLY. I just feel like curling up into a ball and going to sleep. I have no idea why i feel like that =). Knowing that all my friends have left for their holidays, and me, still at home cooped up in my room on the computer, doesn't help either...... I will only be going to Genting at the end of this week. Thursday, if I'm not wrong. I heard that Michelle would also be going there. :D . Pity Lily, she's not going anywhere. ='( Oh yeah, by the way, I was reading someones blog, when I came across some crappy thing. I think it's really funny.. Hahahahaha. XD POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY. Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls....... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit, Broken hearted, Tried to shit, But only farted. Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, But shit in my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink , But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls.... Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. Ministry of Environment advertisement. We aim to please! You aim too, please? On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. Hahahaha... I like the first one. The part where he says "Because some bastard stole the toilet paper''. LOL. Well, I guess thats all for now. Oh yeah, one more thing... Happy Holidays! Sue Anne. 11:41 PM · Friday, August 21, 2009 Stress + UPSR = FREEDOM It's hard for me to say but I'd prefer it to be over quicker yet I want it to be another century to come. Mixed huh? UPSR.... hmm. I did 2004's test paper on BM yesterday and it was freaking hard. It got me worried there but my teacher told me it's an easier standard every year. Not harder. To me, it feels unfair. Most people ( smart ppl) says it's like a grade 1's work! I could totally past for that but because of it, I kinda have too must self confidence. After taking that test yesterday, it was horror. The test haunted me through the night. Yeow! And I had to get up for school early morning today. Sigh. After the test, I'm feeling more discourage than ever. It was my sister's year test paper. I wonder how'd she survive the paper. . . . But the magical thing is that I could have freedom over four months after that. That'll be awesome! Still, the results will only com out in october and that's......scary. I can't study, I'm always distracted! Although I'm worried much, no use. I tried. Only lasted for 5 - 10 minutes...Humans can concentrate for 45 minutes!!! I only could last 5 - 10 minutes!!!!! There must be somthing wrong with my brain and mentality! Gosh, I'm just posting this cause I've got nothing to do. And to release all me tension about it.... Sigh.... wish me luck on studying for the next two weeks! =( Posted by...., Lily Ooi 7:42 AM ·